I know this is gonna be the silliest thing you have ever heard but..here goes anyway.  Five years ago, I opened a cell phone account.  I was able to get as man free phones as I wanted as long as I signed the agreement for them to take one of my limbs or whatever.  Either way, that was 5 years ago and I’m still in good shape limb wise. 

And, of course, being the cell phones addicts that my husband and I are, we started wanting a better phone very shortly thereafter.  And, we have had many in the last five while my mother just a few months back quit using the phone that was free five years ago.  I am not kidding you, she loved that phone.  And, when the buttons started falling off and I had to force her to get a better phone, she went nuts. 

She has now learned to use the new phone but today while cleaning, I found my old phone that was the new phone that was free.  I can’t wait to see the glee on her face when she realizes she can have a phone like the one she liked the best back.